He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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