Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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