Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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