Tell her she can't have a vagina
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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