At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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