There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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