Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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