I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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