i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Enjoy the penises
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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