This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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