my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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