I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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