I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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