did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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