my mouth tastes like poor choices
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
