Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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