I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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