Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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