you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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