If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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