Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I love you.
Bad choice
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