Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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