You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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