WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's blow job season.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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