on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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