Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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