okay pat passed out under dana's car
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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