Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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