I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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