physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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