I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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