ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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