i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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