Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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