I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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