and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize