Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
