ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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