a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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