We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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