i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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