i wish peter jackson would direct porn
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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