I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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