Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
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after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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