Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She told me I should be a condom model.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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