Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
As shirtless as possible
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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