I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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