haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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