You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Im part way to drunk.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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