I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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