She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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