I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face