i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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